TOP 10 FUN THINGS TO DO WITH A MONKEY
10. Put him in a baby carriage and take him for a walk.
9. Tickle him.
8. Give him coffee in a little cup.
7. Shave his face, so it looks like he has a beard.
6. Get a barrel.
5. Buy him a tiny pair of Converse Chuck Taylor sneakers.
4. Teach him to ride a daschund.
3. Read “Curious George” with him.
2. Take him to the playground to swing on the monkeybars.
1. Get him to hold your fishing pole while you nap.
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